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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}

{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

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State Correctional Institution – Cresson was a medium-security, all male correctional facility, located off U.S. Route 22, about 10 miles west of Altoona along Old Route 22 in the Western part of the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}

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