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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.","punchline":"They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.","id":399}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the designer break up with their font?","punchline":"Because it wasn't their type.","id":436}
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Major General George Francis Close Jr. is a retired senior US Army officer, currently acting as a senior corporate and government executive. He has been recognized for leading and developing organizations in the US, Middle East, and in major strategic military commands.
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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